parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
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Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.
Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever
They looked like someone threw a spoon into a bowl of runny mashed potatoes
Hungry but voices.
My mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since well before any kiss.